How to spend $50 on lunch

1) Wake up and cook a big breakfast. 
2) Serve a large amount for yourself, and a decent amount for your girlfriend.
3) Wait for the girlfriend to claim she is full, then eat her leftovers... (by this time you should be very full)
4) Wait one hour, your girlfriend will say that she is hungry... Tell the girlfriend to get ready to go out to eat at a bar close to the boat...
5) Wait one hour while the girlfriend gets ready.
6) Get on the dinghy and go to the bar.
7) Wait a few minutes until the server chooses to acknowledge you.
8) Order one item to share among both of you, remember, you are still full from breakfast, and she seems to get full quickly so one item should suffice.
9)  Wait 30 min, then observe as the staff in the bar get into a violent fight which prompts you to cancel your order and leave before you become a witness of something really bad.
10) Walk for an hour to check out some cool things near the bar since you may not visit this area for the rest of the day.
10.5) Think of the grouper you orderd, but cancelled...
11) Dinghy over to the next bar where you already know the service is bad, but food prices are OK.
12) Order two sandwiches and one side, since you are now hungry after the walk and the thought of food.
13) Wait 45min and ask the server why your order hasn't arrived. The server will be back a few minutes later saying that the food will take 5 more minutes... Proceed to cancel this order.
14) Walk to the conch shack and order two conch salads at $10 each.
15) Eat the conch salad and pray that this meager amount of food will make your hunger go away.
16) Wait 30 minutes.
17) Realize that you are now even more hungry than before the conch salad.
18) Dinghy up to the closest restaurant and order two full meals, a soda, and a beer.
19) Wait 30 minutes until the food arrives and then devour the whole thing like there is no tomorrow.
20) Order the check and pay $30.
21) In order to cope with your loss, write up a blog entry about how to spend $50!